Christmas is coming up fast this week, which means several days of festivities for me. I know a lot of...
Year: 2009
There are only a few truly great dildo-making instructional videos on YouTube. And by truly great I mean truly horrifying....
When That Toy Chick asked if I wanted to help her give away two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear, I...
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s...
The Vixen Creations Raquel doesn’t look like much, especially in pictures. It’s a simple pink dildo with a bulging head,...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...