Um, No: Joanna Angel’s whip vibe

Joanna Angel's Whip Vibe, a horrific black spiked shaft with rubbery pink and black tails on the end.
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OH GOD, NO.

DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING.

I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED THE SAME SPIKES TIMES A THOUSAND PLUS VIBRATION.

  • A whip and an incognito vibe covered in silicone ticklers SPIKES
  • 5.5 insertable inches (14 cm) of silicone-covered, vibrating bliss HELL
  • Silicone ticklers are soft TERRIBLE against skin and ultra hygienic WILL LEAVE YOU WITH A BURNING SENSATION

I showed this abomination to a friend, who promptly replied, “whoever thought that was a good idea needs to be euthanized.” This was right before we realized that that person was JOANNA ANGEL, who — I’m pretty sure — has a vagina. And a brain. I don’t even understand.