The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.
Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like.
With a .GIF, sparkling background and Comic Sans, of course! Jake Holden commented,
cool background! looks like myspace but better LOL can u send me the html codes plz>?
I also posted a review of the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong, a horrible abomination that my April Fool’s Day persona LOVED. Thank you for all your comments and tweets; you guys kept me laughing all day.
I especially loved what Wilhelmina Wang had to say…
loving the site redesign! I think you’re taking your blog in an awesome new direction!!!
I KNOW, RIGHT? I can tell ya one thing — I’m not going to miss Comic Sans.