How often do you masturbate? You have quite a collection of toys; do you end up using most of them?...
Year: 2012
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most...
I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....