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Some people might argue that mashed potatoes and gravy are the best thing about this time of year, but I’d argue that freakishly good sex toy deals win out. You can put both in your orifices, yes, but food is temporary, and high-quality dildos are forever. Also, I don’t recommend gravy as a lubricant. In case your mind was going there. Mine was.

Sex toy Black Friday + Cyber Monday sales!

The point is that if you have been waiting for a good price on the sex toy of your dreams, now is when you should bite the bullet. I watch sales and deals all year long, but this is when retailers tend to pull out all the stops. I even have some exclusive codes you won’t find anywhere but here, giving you a free vibratorfree tote bag, free toy cleaner/tiny dildo/toybox (!), free massage candlefree lube, and even limited edition dildos!

Live outside the US? You can get 30% off at Lovehoney (which has bases in the UK, Australia, and US) or 20% off everything at Canadian shop Come As You Are. (Also, Americans take note: the exchange rate is VERY MUCH in your favor. To the tune of a $65 Pure Wand.)

I’ll have deals from SheVibe, TantusCome As You AreLovehoneyFun Factory USEarly to Bed, BabelandGoodVibes, LELO, Pleasure ChestCrystal Delights, NobEssence, We-VibeSliquid, Smitten KittenPeepshow ToysStockroomTwisted Monk, FleshlightHot Octopuss, and Jimmyjane, plus porn-tastic sales, web hosting deals from HostGator, and the usual from Amazon.

I will be continually updating this post as more sales pop up, so use that refresh button!

My favorite deals of the moment (toy name links to my review):


BEST FOR: orders over $125, especially for the LELO Mona 2, Doxy Wand, and more unique lines such as L’AmouroseNobEssence, New York Toy Collective, Fucking Sculptures, Leaf, Aslan Leather, Liberator, etc.

Save up to 20% in SheVibe's sale, plus free shipping and much more!

SheVibe is my favorite online shop. Not only is it run by amazing people who care, their selection is also pretty unparalleled. Now through 11/28, it’s an escalating sale at SheVibe: the more you buy, the more you save! Plus free shipping in the US with orders over $75.

  • 10% off orders over $85 at SheVibe with code KRINGLE10
  • 15% off orders over $100 at SheVibe with code KRINGLE15
  • 20% off orders over $125 at SheVibe with code KRINGLE20

Epiphora readers get free lube and entered to win a $300 SheVIbe gift card!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! SheVibe is running a raffle just for my readers for a $300 gift card. Spend over $125 (before discounts!) and use code PIPH300 at check-out to be entered to win. I have a fair amount of readers, but not that many readers — your chances, I think, are quite good! Plus, a free mini lube with code PIPHLUBE. Finally, receive a free toybox with any Fun Factory purchase over $109.99 or more after discounts with code TOYBOX.

Check out my favorites for what you should buy! To get the best discount, it’s best to spend over $125, so now’s the time for you to get a spendy but wonderful toy like the LELO Mona 2, L’Amourose Rosa, Magic Wand Rechargeable, or NobEssence Seduction.

Of course, if you get just a couple of my favorite things, you’ll probably enter the $125+ threshold. Like the Pure Wand + Throe for squirting times, We-Vibe Tango + Dusk for HANDS FREE ORGASMS, or Joque harness + Mustang for epic strap on play! Of all the shops on this page, SheVibe has the best selection of Vixen Creations dildos, Liberator, and New York Toy Collective.


BEST FOR: really really cheap silicone butt plugs and dildos, specific Tantus toys.

40% off EVERYTHING at Tantus!

40% off sitewide at Tantus from Thursday through Monday at 1:59 pm PST with code HEYEPIPHORA.1

Get the best prices by shopping in the Grab Bag section, where toys come in mystery colors. The Ripple Small ($16, my review) is a fantastic introduction to anal beads, and the Echo Handle ($22, you guys, $22!) is a superb textured dildo.

Otherwise, Tantus makes many things I love. My favorite anal toys are the Ryder ($24, my review) and Neo and Juice ($25), and some excellent dildos I’d recommend would be the Cush ($50, my review), Echo ($45, my review), Goddess ($41, my review), Duke ($44), Slow Drive ($28), Sport ($26), and Max ($65). The Super Soft C Ring ($6) is also rad.

Come As You Are

BEST FOR: Canadians, eh, or Americans wanting to take advantage of the exchange rate. The BEST deal on the njoy Pure Wand (actually all njoy), LELO Mona 2Magic Wand Rechargeableblowjob dildoVixen dildosWe-Vibe TangoJoque harness, and Mystic Wand.

20% all sex toys at Come As You Are!

Thursday through Monday, get 20% off all sex toys at fabulous Canadian indie sex shop Come As You Are with coupon code AMERICANTHANKSGIVING. (Hah, nice!) My favorites are all listed here, and the exchange rate is such that many toys are at their best price anywhere. Plus, Canadians automatically get free shipping on orders over $50, and Americans get free shipping on orders over $100.

Due to nutso exchanges rates, Come As You Are actually has the best deal on the njoy Pure Wand ($65, and actually all njoy), LELO Mona 2 ($110), Magic Wand Rechargeable ($83), blowjob dildo ($59), Vixen dildosWe-Vibe Tango ($47), Joque harness ($82),  and Mystic Wand ($43).


BEST FOR: international purchases of toys I adore, especially the OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, Vibratex Mystic Wand, and Vixen Mustang.

30% off Epiphora's picks at Lovehoney!

My favorite worldwide sex toy shop, Lovehoney, is offering a steep 30% off my favorite toys, among their other sales and special offers, now through Saturday, December 3rd. This deal gives you the best price on the OhMiBod Lovelife Cuddle, We-Vibe Touch, Rave, and Tango, Vibratex Mystic Wand, and Vixen Mustang. Lovehoney also stocks the best inexpensive kegel balls, the Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls.

Those links should take you to the Lovehoney that corresponds to your location. If not, try these:

Fun Factory US

BEST FOR: an impressive and rare discount on Fun Factory Stronic pulsators for US folks, plus a free toybox, toy cleaner, and tiny dildo!

25% off Stronics, plus free toy cleaner, tiny dildo, and toybox at Fun Factory!

Fun Factory toys don’t go on sale much, so this is important news: the innovating thrusting toys Stronic Eins, Drei, and Zwei are 25% off now through Wednesday, November 30th. Best of all? You can get free toy cleaner (which you must add to your cart!) and a free tiny Patchy Paul dildo (yes, like the one I have!) with coupon code FUNEPIPHORA2016. Plus, you’ll automatically get a Karim Rashid Toybox free with any purchase over $109.99. It’s kind of a great haul!

Which Stronic should you get? I mean, the Stronic Eins is one of my favorite sex toys ever; its swift back-and-forth movement strokes my G-spot with incredible ease, and you know I am ALL ABOUT that lazy masturbation. I also tried the Drei and Zwei.

Want to get something else in addition to/rather than a Stronic? Fun Factory’s Bootie is my all-time favorite silicone anal plug, I enjoy the odd sensations of the Bouncer and B Ball Uno, and the Tiger G5 and Big Boss G5 are impressively powerful vibrators for your money.

Early to Bed

BEST FOR: purchases of less expensive items and rare items from my favorites list, such as the blowjob dildo, L’Amourose Prism V, Magic Wand Originalcute butt plugs, and Vixen Creations single-density dildos, plus a free tote bag!

Save 15% and get a free tote bag when you shop Epiphora's favorites at Early to Bed!

Do you understand how madly in love I am with Early to Bed? Especially because they worked with me on a special deal just for my readers again this year. Thursday, November 24th through Cyber Monday, buy at least one product from my favorites page and get 15% off your total order with coupon code EPIPHORA15. Plus, if you spend over $50 (before discount!) you’ll get a free “You Can Find Me In Bed” tote bag! Cyber Monday only, everything else at Early to Bed will be 10% off.

Early to Bed is one of the only stores to stock the epic new blowjob dildo. They are also especially great for non-dual-density dildos from Vixen that I love: Woody, Leo, Randy, and Large Real Bent (Claire). Here, you can also get a good deal on the L’Amourose Prism VHitachi, Cuddle, and Moka.

Although this may not be the steepest discount you can get, Early to Bed is one of the greatest little indie sex shops around. They’re not afraid to call out sexism in the industry and they work their butts off to provide accurate sex ed day after day, so you should support them!


15% off everything at Babeland through 11/30 with code CYBERSAVE16

15% off everything at Babeland through 11/30 with code CYBERSAVE16. Visit my favorites page for ideas on what to get. Perhaps the Doxy WandLELO Mona 2Lovelife Cuddle, Picobong Ako, or Vibratex Mystic Wand? When it comes to dildos, you can’t go wrong with the Fun Factory Stronic Eins, Cush, and/or pretty much anything from Vixen Creations. They also have the Babeland-exclusive colors of Mustang and Leo.

All kinds of savings at Babeland for Black Friday!

BEST FOR: 20% off anything, discounts on particular brands (njoyWe-Vibe, and OhMiBod), and a sweet deal on the Womanizer Pro.

Many things are happening at Babeland! Just watch out, these sales end on Sunday, November 27th.

20% off njoy 11/25 through 11/27 with code EPIPHORA.
Stainless steel wonders for your orifices, YES. Everyone needs a Pure Wand (“this dildo will alter your perception of sexual pleasure forever,” I once said, and I perpetually stand by that) and a Pure Plug (“put one in your ass, be astounded, THE END”).

25% off the Womanizer Pro now through 11/27.
This discount makes the unique clitoral suction sensation more within reach.

20% off the highest-priced item in your cart now through 11/27 with code 20SAVE.2
Got your heart set on something specific? Take 20% off with this code. Visit my favorites page for ideas on what to get. Perhaps the Doxy WandLELO Mona 2Lovelife Cuddle, Picobong Ako, or Vibratex Mystic Wand? When it comes to dildos, you can’t go wrong with the Fun Factory Stronic Eins, Cush, and/or pretty much anything from Vixen Creations. They also have the Babeland-exclusive colors of Mustang and Leo.

20% off We-Vibe now through 11/27.
The We-Vibe Tango and We-Vibe Touch are the kings of the small rechargeable vibe market, with deep vibrations that other toys can only dream to achieve, and the Rave is a wonderfully versatile vibe. There’s also the Pleasure Mates Collection, which comes with a Tango and a butt plug sleeve that I fashioned into a hands-free clitoral orgasm device.

25% off OhMiBod now through 11/27.
I’m really into the Lovelife Cuddle, and it’s only $51.75 with this discount! Or get the bluetooth-enabled version for long-distance play.



Get up to 20% off at GoodVibes through 12/1! I suggest you get something from my favorites page, like the njoy Pure Wand, anything from Vixen (I love Mustang and Buck), BJ blowjob dildoComet II Wand, NobEssence Romp, njoy Pure PlugVibratex Mystic Wand, and/or Liberator Throe.

20% off sitewide at Good VIbes + free Marilyn vibrator with code EPIPHORA16

BEST FOR: 20% off everything, and you’ll get a free vibrator!

Thursday November 24th through Monday November 28th, Good Vibes is offering 20% off sitewide,3 plus a free Marilyn slimline vibe (which you must add to your cart) with code EPIPHORA16!

I suggest you get something from my favorites page, like the Magic Wand Rechargeablenjoy Pure Wand, anything from Vixen (I love Mustang and Buck), We-Vibe Rave, BJ blowjob dildoComet II Wand, NobEssence Romp, njoy Pure PlugVibratex Mystic WandWe-Vibe Touch, Liberator Throe, and/or Joque. Don’t like my suggestions? They have a bunch o’ gift guides.


BEST FOR: Mona 2 and international purchases of LELO products.

Up to 50% off at LELO, plus free lube and free shipping!

LELO’s offering deep discounts on many of their toys Thursday, November 24th through Tuesday, November 29th. Everyone gets free shipping, even international orders, and if you spend over $99 you’ll get free LELO lube using code PIPHLELOBF.

I’ve compiled my favorite products of theirs on this page so you can just shop from there, because my opinion is the only one that matters, obviously. Do you have a clitoris? You need the Mona 2 (here’s why, and here’s another reason why). I also love the Luna Beads (review here), Mia 2 (review here), and Siri 2 (review here). Also, if you’ve been wanting the astronomically expensive but rumored to be awesome Hugo prostate vibrator, it’s $164.25.

Pleasure Chest

BEST FOR: smaller orders, plus a free massage candle!

15% off everything at Pleasure Chest, plus a free massage candle with code EPIPHORA!

Ho ho ho! Get 15% off everything4 at Pleasure Chest, plus a free massage candle, with code EPIPHORA from November 24th through November 28th. No order minimum!

Crystal Delights

BEST FOR: gorgeous, limited edition glass dildos.

Epiphora's Exclusive Twist and Star Delight are 20% off at Crystal Delights!

Do you, as I do, salivate at the idea of swanky yet functional glass dildos? Then you should pick up a beautimous Epiphora’s Exclusive Twist or Epiphora’s Exclusive Star Delight with glacier blue aqua Swarovski crystal (a color not currently used in any Crystal Delights toys)! These are two of my all-time favorite dildos.

Get 20% on either or both with code PIPH16, and then pop in the coupon code EPIPHORA to get an additional $9.95 off, ’cause why not?!

This sale runs Thursday, November 24th through Tuesday, November 29th.


BEST FOR: breathtaking wooden sex toys in the wood of your choice.

25% off everything at NobEssence with code EPIPHORA

Um, yes, this is an obscenely good sale: 25% off everything at NobEssence, including gift certificates, November 24th through 30th. I feel like NobEssence sometimes gets lost among the vibrating whirligigs, but their toys are fucking incredible. It cannot be overstated: the Seduction is one of my top 3 G-spot toys, and the Romp is one of my top 3 butt plugs. (Also, I hunger for the Tryst and envy anyone who has one.)


BEST FOR: a very good deal on the We-Vibe couples’ toy.

Sale on We-Vibe 4 Plus and We-VIbe Sync!

Been wanting something from We-Vibe? From November 25th through 28th, the We-Vibe 4 Plus is only $99.50 and the brand new We-Vibe Sync is 20% off.


BEST FOR: people who just want some lube, damnit, without having to buy other junk!

30% off Sliquid lube with code EPIPHORA

Sliquid is my favorite lube ever. Black Friday through Cyber Monday, get a grand total of 30% off all orders at Sliquid and Ride Lube with code EPIPHORA. (Their sale is 20% off, my code takes off an additional 10%.) That means bottles of my faves H2O and Sassy are just over $8 each!

Smitten Kitten

BEST FOR: good-hearted folks wanting to support one of the most progressive indie sex shops around, especially for purchases of the EroscillatorHole Punch Toys, Vixen Creations, Pure Plugs, Liberator Throe, and Magic Wand Rechargeable.

20% off at Smitten Kitten this Cyber Monday!

I heart Smitten Kitten in unnatural ways. Cyber Monday only, get 20% off everything on their site with code CYBERMONDAY2016! My picks are chronicled here, but let me reiterate: it’s really important that you order their special reusable “This Bag is Full of Sex Toys” bag. Also, the Eroscillator is only $88 with discount?!

Smitten Kitten also carries Hole Punch Toys and other small manufacturers such as Fuze, BS Atelier, Happy Valley, and New York Toy Collective. Feminist to the core, Smitten Kitten’s fierce commitment to accessibility is evidenced by their gender expression section, range of inexpensive toys, and selection of products for all bodies and abilities.

Peepshow Toys

BEST FOR: orders over $150 of my all-time faves, such as the Magic Wand Rechargeable and Womanizer Pro.

Up to 25% off sitewide at Peepshow Toys

There’s a tiered sale going on at one of my newest affiliates, Peepshow Toys, from Thursday, November 24th through Monday, November 28th — up to 25% off your entire purchase!

I’m really into Peepshow’s curated selection; they stock a lot of my favorite things including my two favorite Hitachi attachments, the L’Amourose Prism V, the LELO Ella, Leaf Life, and the NobEssence Seduction and Romp.


BEST FOR: kinky toys, electrostim toys like the Neon Wand, and other bondage gear.

Up to 70% off in Stockroom's black and blue sale!

Starting November 25th, get up to 70% off in Stockroom’s Black and Blue sale! Plus, use the discount code CYBERTHANKS at checkout and receive an additional 15% off your purchase! This site still has the now-discontinued Jopen Key Comet G Wand, and with 15% off it’s only $53.50. The awesome estim Neon Wand is only $83, and various electrodes are also on sale!

Stockroom is also running a Spanksgiving sale on impact toys through November 30th.

Twisted Monk

BEST FOR: wax play and rope!

Buy 3 or more candles and get a free copy of the Toybag Guide to Wax Play!

Twisted Monk, the most trusted name in bondage rope, just released their new Curiosity Candles. I was lucky enough to beta-test them and I fell IN LOVE. Drip them on me forever, plz. Now through November 24th, buy 3 or more candles and get a free copy of the Toybag Guide to Wax Play using code WAXPLAY.

Candles are just the tip of the iceberg at Twisted Monk, though! They also make classic hemp rope, as well as exotic ropes such as bamboo, silk, cotton, SPARKLE, and electro-conductive. Their site is a wonderland of rope kits, accessories, and educational materials. Not interested in candles but want to order something? Get free domestic shipping with code HEYEPIPHORA.


BEST FOR: snagging the masturbation sleeve of your dreams.

Up to 40% off at Fleshlight!

Get up to 40% off at Fleshlight! With 25% off Fleshlight-branded items (which is most of them), 15% off sitewide, and up to 40% off select combo packs, this is the best place for snagging the sleeve of your dreams. Plus:

  • Spend $100 and get a free holiday gift and free shipping
  • Spend $150 and get a free mystery Fleshlight sleeve, free holiday gift, and free shipping
  • Spend $200 and get a free surprise pleasure pack, free mystery sleeve, free holiday gift, and free shipping

Hot Octopuss

BEST FOR: a huge discount on an innovative penis toy.

60^ off the Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo and Duo!

As the company makes way for a new generation of their toy, you save! Get a whopping 60% off the Pulse II Solo and Duo with coupon code BFHE60 from Friday, November 25th through Monday, November 28th (UK time).


BEST FOR: Jimmyjane toys specifically.

50% off sitewide at Jimmyjane

Jimmyjane is having a 50% off sitewide sale, and some of their Form vibrators are only $72.50. I’m okay with the Form 4.


BEST FOR: porn mongers!

15% off any membership to Crash Pad Series with code EPIPHORA

Get 15% off any membership to queer porn empire (the best deal they ever offer!) with code EPIPHORA now through Wednesday, November 30th! Arguably one of the greatest queer porn sites on the internet, Crash Pad documents hotties of all flavors sexing it up in beautifully-shot harmony. It will make you wanna masturbate.

Zander Storm Black Friday weekend porn sale

Support your favorite sex workers this holiday season! I’m biased, but my fave sex worker is my girlfriend Zander Storm. They are having a mega sale on their videos all weekend! “Cumming on the Couch” and “Soaking Wet Panty Play” are my picks, but the sounds in “Cum on My Pussy JOI” are spectacular.

P.S. I shot and edited “Good Morning Masturbation,” and I have a soft spot for “Sucking My Girlfriend’s Cock,” what can I say…


BEST FOR: budding bloggers needing a kick in the pants to start that blog.

65% off hosting at HostGator!

My awesome sex-positive host, HostGator, is offering 65% off all new hosting packages from Friday, November 25th through Tuesday, November 29th at 11:59pm CST. They’re also offering select domains for just $5.99. Why should you go with them for hosting? I shall tell you.

From Friday, November 25th to Monday, November 29th, there will also be select flash sales featuring 75% off all new hosting packages and $2.99 on select domains.


BEST FOR: your non-sex toy purchases, because you love me.

Amazon Black Friday deals week

If you’re shopping for non-sex-toys at Amazon, might I gently cajole you into clearing your browser cookies and using my affiliate link?

Be the coolest sex toy fanatic on the block with your very own lube dispenser (my review), over-the-door sex toy organizer, USB charging station, or plastic storage cart, and masturbate in the lap of luxury this winter with a space heater.

Or, other products I love that you should get (for yourself or as gifts): an Oontz bluetooth speaker, a sturdy-ass Camelbak water bottle, THE BEST EVER WINE OPENER, my favorite game, a Kindle, a sadly very useful cat litter dash button, socks that somehow never stink (?! it’s a MYSTERY), a handy spice rack, and my fave nail polish top coat. If you’re looking for a gift for a hard-to-buy-for dad, might I suggest this boring yet incredibly useful car battery that has managed to saved my ass on several occasions? Also, one time I got my republican grandpa this toilet paper with $100 bills on it and it was a riot.

  1. Excludes lube, Joque harness, Doxy wands, and Magic Wands. []
  2. Excludes Fun Factory toys except the Stronics, Crave toys, LELO Waves, Magic Wands, and already discounted items. []
  3. Excluding Fun Factory toys except for the Stronic line. []
  4. Excluding Fun Factory, L’Amourose, and Crave products []
  • Sara

    Just made my lovehoney order! Your rave review was just in time!!! (and i got to replace my dying Tango RIP)

  • Tzipora

    Thanks as always for doing this. Think I am finally getting a Womanizer. Ironically enough I’ve repeatedly recommended it to others without having tried it myself.

    Bummed E2B (who I adore and need to go visit again next time I’m in Chicago and so should everyone!) doesn’t stock the what is it, bluish green blow job dildo. How great would that be with my new harness? But no partner so meh.

    Random question. You know you the WeVibe Tangos are known to have a lot of issues? My first one had issues from the get go and they were superb about sending me a new one, didn’t even have to return the old one (which works for about 15mins at a time if I’m lucky and had a weird rattle though odd story- it actually is more powerful somehow than the replacement so I swap to it if I’m just not eating there otherwise.) Only, now my replacement is having a bunch of issues as well and frequently won’t even turn on for some reason. I’ve been considering the Rave to switch it up a little and so maybe it will become the new vibe that lives in my bed getting constant use but I’m wondering, have you heard of people having issues with those? I mean WeVibe’s warranty team is amazing and that’s great but for such a high quality toy I love so much to have the replacement fuck up now too it’s like eh… maybe I should get that L’amarose Prism vibe instead (hey again E2B!) instead? Somewhat tempted to buy a new Tango but so afraid of issues so Rave might be a better option? All I know is I use my Tango(s) almost daily but there such finicky glitchy mofos. (But ooh awesome for my new harness!) Thoughts?

    Also I gotta say when I bought my Tango I got the Pleasuremates set and the handsfree orgasm thing doesn’t really work for me. But I’m one of those mash the vibe on my clit types so maybe a word to others considering it. If you don’t need tons of pressure or tons and tons of power it’ll probably work but if you do… meh. On the other hand, not a bad butt plug though could’ve been designed better for that and with a better base.

  • Tzipora

    Those damn Tangos. You’re probably past warranty but if by chance you’re not, they’re really great about sending a replacement. (Just commented above about my Tango woes and debating the Rave. Was thinking the same as you on this front.) Maybe Rave is the new (hopefully less glitchy) Tango. Or at least the new must have.

  • Eve

    All right, friends, if I’m only able to get one thing this year, which should I pick between the Jopen Comet II Wand and the We-Vibe Rave?

  • Sara

    Oh I’m way past warranty its probably at least three years old…like has the wall-plug-in charger and everything. Its been doing the scariest shit- sometimes vibrating quietly while charging, and even after being removed from the charger… Heres to a holiday with nonglitchy toys! LH has already shipped my order!

  • AceDenise

    If you like rumbly vibrations, definitely get the Rave of the two you mentioned. The Comet II is nice but buzzy, and it only has 1 speed of constant vibrations, so it’s not as adjustable. Personally I could never get the Comet inserted myself, it dragged a lot and was painful for me, and I don’t like the shallow vibrations. I have had no problems with girthier toys so I think the shape and the draggy silicone just didn’t work for me. You might have different results, though. Lovehoney carries the Rave, so you can always return it for a refund if you don’t like it, their guarantee is amazing! Then you could still try the Comet if you wanted. As a vibrator the Rave has a lot more options and deeper, powerful vibrations. As a g-spotting dildo they both work well, it just comes down to which shape you prefer. I can’t say much about the Comet as a dildo since mine was painful even with a gallon of lube, but I love the Rave. Hope that helps!

  • HeadlessLegoMom

    The Babeland 20SAVE code isn’t working? Or am I doing something wrong?

  • Jon Gilbert

    I don’t think any of the Babeland codes are working – I just tried the EPIPHORIA one with the njoy, and got back the message that it’s expired.

  • I’ve tested that code and it’s working correctly — the discount shows at the bottom of the cart page after you enter it. My only thought is maybe you’re trying to use it on an excluded item?

  • The 20SAVE code is working, but you are correct, EPIPHORA is not. I’ve contacted Babeland to get that fixed.

  • AceDenise

    I have been eyeing the Nobessence Tryst for awhile now, but (almost) patiently awaiting your annual Black Friday post. Order placed! Thanks Epiphora, and SheVibe!


  • Casma

    The sliquid code isn’t working for me! it’s only taking 10% off not 30% 🙁

  • The code is working now!

  • I should’ve been more clear in the post. Sliquid’s general sale is 20%, so you can see that everything’s marked down to begin with. The EPIPHORA code takes an additional 10% off that. So it is working correctly!

  • Casma

    okay that makes sense! Thanks!

  • GiGI

    Shevibe code for 20% off says it’s invalid…. =(

  • Code KRINGLE20 is working for me… do you have over $125 of stuff in your cart?

  • AceDenise

    You may envy me now…

  • Depends on if you want something that is just a really good G-spotter (Comet) or if you want something more versatile (Rave). The Rave has better, more adjustable vibrations, but the shape of the Comet is just INCREDIBLY effective at intense G-spot stimulation. So it depends on what you already have, what you want most, if you like internal vibrations, etc.

  • I haven’t heard about anyone having issues with the Rave, but it’s definitely a very different shape than the Tango, so that’s worth keeping in mind. The Prism V is great, too — also less pinpoint than the Tango, but I guess everything is.

  • trix23

    Sigh, been hoarding the GCs I had for this occasion, but the things I saved ’em for are out of stock (can’t even add them to a cart in most cases). The timing champ strikes again…hope everybody else is having better luck!

  • Which things?!

  • trix23

    Mostly the Womanizer Pro40 (waterproof is a must for me, plus it’s cheaper)…there’s a male-male vid too, but there’s always a possibility I’ll just snap and pick another movie in a day or two, reasoning “manlove is manlove”…

  • olive

    I don’t know if you had this on there and I just didn’t see it, but Fucking Sculptures has 40% off everything this weekend, with the catch that you have to email your order to them because their site is broken.

    And, I’m in Canada and this exchange rate is killlllling me. I got so excited about the prices you listed for CAYA, but then I went to the site and realized you meant American dollars, having already factored in your favourable exchange. Ugh.

  • AceDenise

    And I hope you know I am kidding around with that comment, I have a weird sense of humor that doesn’t always translate well to just typing..! I admire you for all the work you do on this blog.

  • Oh, ha, of course! I love that you have something I don’t have.

  • ruby

    FYI – in the article you have the code spelled KRINGLEG20 in the part between the images. If you put it in as
    KRINGLE20 it works. 🙂

  • Oh my gosh, thank you! I’ve fixed it.

  • AceDenise

    Yeah, she said it better. Basically what I was getting at is if you need variety in vibrations, and deeper ones, then you might be disappointed with the Comet’s unless you like them buzzy. If you want a really good G-Spot dildo and vibrations are just icing on the cake, then you could go with either based on preference. And the Comet comes in blue, which is always nice. I would choose the Rave for myself, for what little that’s worth. If you have budget concerns, you could try Lovehoney first, but they don’t have the Comet. In the worst case scenario, you could return a toy to them and get your money back to spend on something else (but you might miss the holiday sales in the time it takes for them to credit your refund).

  • AceDenise

    Wow, that is crappy timing for them- site problems during the holiday shopping season. But what a great sale! Thanks for letting us know!

  • AceDenise

    I’m sure having a blast building my own collection 🙂

  • Eve

    This is 100% what I wanted to know about both of them, so thank you so much! I definitely prefer rumbly over buzzy or shallow vibrations, and I didn’t actually realize the Comet only had one constant setting, so it sounds like Rave’s the better choice for me right now. The Rave has been ordered from CAYA (holy cow, that exchange rate– 78 USD!) and I’m very excited.

    (Also high five to a fellow ace person on here; it’s always nice to find somebody else who reads Epiphora too.)

  • Eve

    Thank you both so much! That’s exactly what I needed to know to make a decision. The Rave has been ordered!

  • AceDenise

    High five back to you! I only recently termed myself as ace a couple years ago, it’s always nice to see more of us!

  • Way

    Liberator has 30% off site wide for Black Friday! SO got me a (long awaited) Wedge for Christmas!

  • Hannah

    Hmm. Am I missing something or is the FUNEPIPHORA2016 code not working on Fun Factory’s site?

    I thought maybe it wasn’t working with the 25% off stronic eins in my cart, or the toybox, but even with a completely different toy it’s not going through.

  • AceDenise

    FYI, I was just on the Crave site and they have a “Buy One, Give One” promotion running through tomorrow where they will give you a second free item with your purchase. It has to be the same item though, but they can be different colors/metal finishes. If it’s 2 different metals like a Vesper, then the cheaper one would be free. So if you’re looking to get one of their products for yourself AND a really good friend, it’s a good time to do it since Crave toys rarely go on sale. The sale ends on 11/28 at 11:59 pm.

  • Unfortunately, Liberator doesn’t have an affiliate program, so I receive no commissions from folks shopping with them. 🙁 Hence not including their sale in my post.

  • The code seems to be working for me… it’s meant to work with the Eins deal and the toybox deal, or without. The only snag is you have to add the toy cleaner to your cart to see the discount on it and receive it additionally. Also, make sure you are shopping on Fun Factory’s US site specifically. Let me know if that still doesn’t work!

  • Jasper J Moon

    So if we can get a nobessence discount ON gift certificates, are we allowed to have a discount USING the gift certificates?

  • Are you asking if you can purchase a discounted gift certificate and then immediately use it to get the same discount twice? No. The 20% off gift certificates is meant for people wanting to get a gift certificate for someone else but take advantage of the sale now.

  • Layla Studies Sex

    Thank you so much for doing this! I would never have known about even half of these sales on my own. I ended up getting two things for just about $60 from a store I wouldn’t have thought about!

  • I knew I wanted the We-Vibe Rave, I was just holding off until black friday rolled around! I went ahead and ordered from SheVibe even though it wasn’t quite the best deal (it was close) because I love their site and last time I ordered I got a cute little sticker from them (plus I used your PIPH codes for a gift card entry and lube). This time they threw in a couple christmas colored condoms and a few peppermints. I literally had heart eyes when I opened the box and saw them.

  • Tzipora

    I am SO jazzed at the SmittenKitten sale addition to your post (at least I don’t think it was up when I commented earlier) Always wanted to order from them and waited way too long with SheVibe so some of what I wanted there is gone, including a Fuze dildo that’s not so easy to find so woot! Totally grabbing the “This bag is full of sex toys” bag as well. I seriously have had that and so many things on a wishlist over there forever. I may just go broke but who needs money when you’ve got great new sex toys?

  • Tzipora

    Meant to reply earlier but ahh, my Tango was doing the same thing with the weird mystery vibrating ever so softly while charging (and I don’t know about you but if you listened closely it also made a weird sort of like clicking noise at the same time). Actually it hasn’t done that in a long time but transitioned to now doing this bizarre thing where it just will not turn on at all sometimes regardless of charge. This was my second one I got with the warranty after the first one I got had a weird rattle and issues holding a charge from day one. Actually thought I didn’t like Tango because it kept dying before I could even get off with it. Finally got around to the replacement and it became my favorite toy ever. I’m still tempted to buy another as well as the Rave.

  • Tzipora

    Where did you snag your Womanizer Pro40 from? SheVibe is out of stock now and I was curious who else has them. I was so close to shelling for the Deluxe one too until I saw Lilly’s post.

  • Aww! I love SheVibe!

  • River Vetch

    Smitten Kitten has the best deal on the Eroscillator, FYI.

    Also: your pop up about the sales post keeps popping up every time I scroll down :/

  • Tzipora

    Thanks! That’s actually where I ended up ordering from. Decided to grab the WeVibe Rave while I was at it so got the 25% off. Looks like they split my shipment because I got an email already that the Pro40 is already shipping out. Woot!

    Never ordered from them before but I’m impressed. Thanks again.

  • Even after you close it?

  • HeadlessLegoMom

    I am super excited to try the Womanizer. Let me know what you think of the Rave. I like the idea of someone far away being able to control it, but I hear the Bluetooth disconnects mid-session and kills the mood. Rumbly vibrations probably help make up for that. I still have the Rave & the Ohmibod Lovelife Adventure (triple stimulation) on my wishlist. I didn’t see the Ohmibod on sale anywhere! I’d also like a Lelo Siri, but with two Monas, it isn’t a priority.

  • HeadlessLegoMom

    FYI I ordered my Womanizer 2 days ago, and it was delivered TODAY! Super fast shipping from Peepshow. Now I wish I had checked the mail while my daughter was still at school…

  • HeadlessLegoMom

    HELP! So, my Womanizer just arrived. I am reading the instructions & it says to “Remove any potentially irritable piercings or accessory from the clitoral area”. I hadn’t even considered that my hood piercing could present a problem. I have had all of my piercings for over a decade, so I rarely consider them unless I need an MRI. Anyone know if this toy will be compatible without removing the curved barbell from my hood?

  • I don’t imagine it would be a big problem to keep it in. The Womanizer is more of an air flow device than a suction device. Probably they just put that in to cover their asses… but I’m not entirely sure. If you want to email me I can send you contact info for Womanizer.

  • River Vetch

    I can’t reproduce it now, the pop-up isn’t popping up any more for me in Firefox (where I had the issue) and it’s behaving perfectly on Chrome (popping up once and then going away forever on the current page when I hit the x). But yes, it was popping up every time I hit the scroll at all after I closed it (when I posted the original comment). So I guess either you changed something that fixed it, or it was just an occasional bug? If I ever experience it again I think I’ll just refresh the page to see if that’s a good fix for it.

    PS: I did buy the Eroscillator and I’m really excited about it!

  • Hannah

    Ah, I wasn’t on the US site. That fixed it. Thanks!

  • KT

    Thanks to this post I just got the Jopen Comet and WeVibe Touch; they’re charging as I type! With those coupons, I could finally afford them! I am so excited 🙂 Also Shevibes free lube sample is cruelty free and came in a small bottle so it’s resealable which was a really nice surprise (as were the bonus condoms and candy!) Quick question: how is the gift card raffle at Shevibe being announced? Will they email the winner or will you post it? Thanks again for the awesome sale line up and epic reviews <3

  • Hooray! I hope you love them! SheVibe rules. The winner will be drawn randomly by SheVibe by December 1st and will be notified via the email they used at checkout.

  • heretic

    I commented earlier about how the Lovehoney link isn’t working. It says Sorry, we can’t find that offer code. The comment never showed up so don’t worry about it just wasn’t meant to be.

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