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Year: 2019
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
The morning of my IUD insertion began with me desperately driving across town to retrieve a sex toy. I didn’t...
I can see through you, and I don’t like what I see. You email me under the guise of caring....
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
The last vestiges of winter are stubbornly hanging on, but I know just how to melt your frozen hearts: a...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
One of my favorite dildos — which was tragically discontinued years ago — has risen from the dead! Once known...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...