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Sometimes I accidentally squirt all over the floor.

njoy Pure Wand stainless steel G-spot dildo on a painting of the ocean waves.
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My love, the Pure Wand (+ a few tips!)

You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
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Review: Décor Fascinator Throw

The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
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Ask Piph #6: Pure Wand edition

Welcome to a special edition of Ask Piph focused solely on the legendary njoy Pure Wand! If you somehow haven’t...
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Giveaway: the great Mona summer party!

Put on your sunhats, make your best lemonade, and fill up the pool, because the time has come for the greatest party...
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Ask Piph #9

Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most...
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Review: Outlaw

The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
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My vagina is a black hole: how I learned to love penetration

A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
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Guest Review: Mustang

I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.
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How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
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New York Toy Collective Carter silicone dildo on a nightstand, next to a golden lamp base and a floral tea cup.
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Review: Carter

I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
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