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NobEssence Seduction among some green leaves.
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Review: Seduction

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
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A tweet which read, "I am now toasting to your fabulous orgasm, lucky girl. Cheers!"
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Jack-off Journal #1

November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
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Vixen Mustang, photo by That Virgin Who Can't Drive
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Guest Review: Mustang

I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
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A guy using a... magnifying glass?... while getting a blowjob.
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Jack-off Journal #8

May 8th, 2010 Eight days into May and I haven’t jacked off yet. I need to work on life. I...
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My vagina is a black hole: how I learned to love penetration

A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
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Ophoria Beyond 3 dildo on a wooden floor.
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Review: Beyond 3

I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
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Dude in The King of Coochie 4 making quite the snarling face while fucking Sunny Lane.
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Jack-off Journal #2

November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
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The LELO Ella, a white dildo with a flat tip, lying on a dark blue sheet. It is slightly wet.
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Review: Ella, and my first ejaculation

You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
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Vixen Creations Randy dildo in the chocolate color, chilling with some moss on my patio.
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Review: Randy

Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
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Wahl All-Body Massager vibrator
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Review: Wahl

The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
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Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

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