So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me....
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...