...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
In middle school, while others played wall ball, I taught myself basic HTML. I was one of the kids staying...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...