I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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A while back, the craze of Formspring.me caught on within the sex blogging community. People were asking each other questions...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKIN’ DAY, PEEPS! The day I’ve been fantasizing about for months — nah, let’s round that up...
While the rest of the world was chomping on chips and gluing their unblinking eyes to a TV on Superbowl...
Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
For those of you who were unable to attend CatalystCon last weekend, I’m making the panel I was on, “Will...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
