Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Passing the one-year mark on this blog has led me to think a lot about what I should change around...
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized...
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
This year, I thought I’d participate in the holiday wishlist meme. I’ve already been able to grant some of Ashley’s...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
This is a quick snapshot I took when I came up with the idea for my avatar. I wanted to...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I...