At a cozy little bed & breakfast, we celebrated our fourth anniversary. I had probably the best orgasm I’ve ever...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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When I write a negative review of a toy, I don’t expect to ever hear from the company that produced...
It started out innocently enough, with a girls-only presentation about periods in the fifth grade. On a super-secretive slip of paper,...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
So the Best Sex Toy Reviewers 2008 list came out. And I was ecstatic to find myself in spot #5....
I’m normally not big on politics, but this election year has been very exciting to follow. The debates, especially, have...
The bad news is, they’re hard to come by. And when you do come by them, they are usually negative...
There is not an overabundance of good news about documentaries about porn, but there is this one really awesome thing:...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
When people talk about degradation in porn, they usually don’t know what they’re talking about. The majority of porn is...
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
This one comes to us from the thoughtfully-titled Pound the Round 2. If you have sensitive teeth, click away now....
Have you been jonesing for a deep look into the female psyche? Then What Girls Like is the porno for...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex...
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
