After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
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Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
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Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
Outside the theater, most people are hipsters. Most people are smoking. But the people that stand out are the ones...
A while back, the craze of Formspring.me caught on within the sex blogging community. People were asking each other questions...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
Girls. I have a serious matter to discuss with you. That rubber thing you are tonguing and eating? It doesn’t...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
I’m always getting emails from people wanting to advertise their shit on my site. Only, they never want to pay...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook....
BREAKING NEWS, everyone. LISTEN CLOSELY, especially if you are raising innocent little girls. I’ve just learned that James Deen, my/your favorite...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
