In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
...I'm trying to get #DumpHimBuyAMona to catch on, but the fact of my Mona dying in the middle of a jack-off session is definitely A Thing I Tweet About. A Lot. Although my Mona has a run time of 2.5 hours, I forget to charge it in between sessions and then this happens: https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421914863602892800 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915483642667008 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915628958543872...
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