My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
…my sex toy collection fit in one toybox (and my photography skillz sucked). This photo was taken on September 6th,...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
Some dildos change, but boiling day remains the same. Pictured sorta left to right: Phallix Inside-Out Spiral Rib Double Dong,...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Some people dream of owning several cars or having a swimming pool. I dream of having a sex toy lair....