Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
After a long masturbation session, the kitchen counter usually looks something like this. This was taken in December of 2008,...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
Barack Obama will be our next president. I’m not a hugely political person, but I was worried all day and...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
I knew my Xtreme Pack G-spot bullet would die; it was just a matter of time. It had already outlived...
A couple days ago, I decided it was time. Time to clean ALL THE THINGS — err, actually organize my sex...
These three items are on their way to me right now, and boy do I have some confusions about them!...
It’s easy to forget, especially within my sex toy bubble, that there are all kinds of people on Twitter. Look...