Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...