Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
Today I sent one of my favorite toys away. It was my NobEssence Seduction. It developed white splotches in one...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
When I searched the universe to find a discontinued Tantus Sherbet (yes, the neon green color fueled my fervor more...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Rechargeable sex toys can free people from the burden of clunky batteries, but there’s one side effect that kinda sucks:...
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
My doctor was mildly amused when I told her that I run a sex toy review blog. “Some people experience...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
Hey, watch battery bullets — have I told you lately to suck it? No? Yeah, that’s because usually when a...