Look, I get it. You think this is a picture of a FUN FUN SUPER FUN night. I know —...
True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer
Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
IT’S ALREADY OVER. Who’s surprised, though, really? Catalyst was bound to go by in the blink of an eye. Even...
It began in the airport, with my iced coffee in tow, and two war vets grumbling to each other about...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
...to be added to my sales and deals page. I place banners on the page and add some text about which toys I recommend people buy. I remember that I cringe every time I link to my Mia 2 review (because I spent a lot of time complaining about the...
...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to...
7 sex bloggers were standing outside a glass blowing studio. We’d been waiting for an hour and there was no sign...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
In the past, there was no option for me to enshrine my favorite objects — sex toys — on my...
I never know my name anymore. A few months ago, I was at sex educator friend’s party getting high out...
This is the stuff dreams are made of — my dreams at least. This, friends, is my majestic sex toy...
“Holy shit, you masturbate for a living?!” This is how people often respond when I tell them what I do, and...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...