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True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer

Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.

Dildos among the smorgasbord, at a party.
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When sex bloggers party

...with a bag of peas for her crotch. Each of us reports our favorite setting on the Sybian — or as Kynan calls them, our “sleep numbers”: https://twitter.com/ArchVixen/status/416821347738599424 Yes, we get naked, but that’s only because we Skype Lorax in from their atomic green bathtub, drinking an entire bottle of...
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Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!
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Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
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Lea Hart and Mona Wales on Crash Pad, and a pile of "obscene" sex toys
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When will we stop fearing sex?

As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time....
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Why I won’t be coming out any time soon

My mom is having a sex toy party. I knew the moment I read the email that I wanted to...
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Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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