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Why MTV didn’t pick me for True Life: I’m Famous Online, I’ll never know. So I made my own tag. See also #sexbloggerlyfe.

A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.
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A decade of sex blogging

The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
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A sex blogger's desk: dildos, coffee, laptop, etc.
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The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 2: Mom, I’m a sex blogger

The memory’s a bit of a blur now, but almost 7 years ago, I was standing in the bathroom at...
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A hint of organization

My sex toy collection has been slowly creeping out of the two For Your Nymphomation cases it was in. Many...
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I’m sick of you, Facebook

Facebook hates sex bloggers. This is well-established. They’ve disabled my account twice now. The first time, they told me I...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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The simplehuman Sensor Pump on my nightstand, squirting lube onto my Pure Wand.

Review: Automatic lube dispenser

Lovehoney Flash USB rechargeable vibrator on top of a dictionary, open to the definition of "buzzy."

Review: Flash

Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.

Review: Volta

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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