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Fun Factory vibrators looking just cute and blameless.
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So vibrators are disempowering now?

Now that Hysteria’s come out, everyone has an opinion about vibrators. Many of which I ignore. But I had not...
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The fatal flaw of the Jimmyjane Form 2

The Jimmyjane Form 2 was so close to perfect. Until it wasn’t anymore. I started noticing, while using the Form...
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True fact.
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What the fuck, EdenFantasys?

Good morning to me! Hello [my legal name], Please be advised we have disabled your contributor account at EdenFantasys.com This decision...
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Or you could get defensive

When I write a negative review of a toy, I don’t expect to ever hear from the company that produced...
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True fact.
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EdenFantasys: A pattern of deception

EdenFantasys is a huge presence in the world of online sex shops. But ubiquity does not equal goodness, and behind...
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Not exactly forgiven

Some time has passed since the bulk of the hoopla with Don Wands/Glow Industries — remember the weekend of questionable...
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September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.
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How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
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A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.
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Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that...
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A keyboard spelling out "SEX." Because sex blogging = a rearranged keyboard, duh.
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I blog about sex. That is not an invitation.

Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about...
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A dude’s solution to the problem of phthalates

Women! Have you been wondering how to avoid that pesky group of chemicals called phthalates that are often used to...
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A guy pretending to sleep in bed, with his arm around a Fleshlight mount. Am I supposed to be horrified?
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Shame, Fleshlight style

Tonight I came across a link to a Gizmodo post called “I Had Sex With Furniture: The Shameful (NSFW) Fleshlight...
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Scare-tactic G-spot headlines complete with stock photos of women and feet.
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An abridged guide to decoding horseshit articles about the G-spot

Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again,...
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