We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...
Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...
This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
