I interrupt your regularly-scheduled happiness to bring you perhaps the most innocuously-named stuff of nightmares ever to exist. It is...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
Do you dream of being the COOLEST LOVER ON THE BLOCK? Do you regularly mistake torture devices for romantic accoutrements? Want...
This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
It is no longer good enough for us to have sexcapades, folks — now we must sexpand our sexual horizons with...
This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
Why wouldn’t you want this smug bastard smiling at you while you masturbate? He looks like the kind of guy...