August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
Jack-off Journal
Where I recount all the ~salacious~ details of my masturbation sessions. Not really. More like whether I can orgasm at the exact moment the timer for the corn dogs goes off.
June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me!...
May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...