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Hell Yes: Bartenders

Bartenders is the newest, yet-to-be-released feature porno from Burning Angel. Now, it takes serious hilarity to make me laugh aloud...
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Fun Factory Cobra Libre, looking like a funny car with a weird mouth, getting rained on by droplets of water.
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Hell Yes: Cobra Libre

I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
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Glass dildos by Fucking Sculptures: G-Spoon, Corkscrew, Two-Cumber, Hooded Nun.
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Hell Yes: Fucking Sculptures

These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
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Jimmyjane Form 2 vibrator, with two prongs for stimulation.
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Hell Yes: Jimmyjane Form 2

Tongs. Chopsticks. Tweezers. I did not know I wanted a sex toy modeled after them. But the Jimmyjane Form 2 is...
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BMS Factory Leaf vibrator line, looking very greeeeen.
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Hell Yes: Leaf

BMS Factory has not made much of anything that’s too terribly noteworthy. They make locking toy cases, an extensive line of...
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Minna Ola, a smooth slightly curved vibrator with a squeezable handle.
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Hell Yes: Ola

There were several new toys unveiled at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year, but Ola is the only one I’ve...
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Person holding the Fun Factory Stronic Eins in front of a curtain.
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Hell Yes: Stronic Eins

I like thrusting, if you haven’t noticed, so I am drawn to this new majig from Fun Factory. The Stronic Eins, or...
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A bunch of pebble-shaped wooden objects.
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Hell Yes: Woodvibes

It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
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ChillDil
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Hell Yes: ChillDil (and a plea!)

The ChillDil (or if you prefer, there’s a Twitter account), the brainchild of That Toy Chick, is a sleeve for heating and cooling...
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Zini's new things. WHAT ARE THEY?
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Hell Yes: Everything Zini is making?

This is what I call a fucking tease: Oh, you want to click on the toys? See bigger pictures? Read...
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Three underwear-clad gay dudes advertising Jack's Soda Sex in a Can series.
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Hell Yes: Jack’s Soda Sex in a Can

These cuties would like you to drink their sodas, if you know what they mean… heh, heh… Even though my...
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kGoal kegel trainer exerciser sex toy being squeezed, next to its corresponding phone app.
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Hell Yes: kGoal

Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
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Luz de la Riva Parda dildo, a C-shaped dildo made of volcanic ash stone.
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Hell Yes: Luz de la Riva Parda dildo

Um. It’s made of volcanic ash stone. It’s $430. It’s Pure Wand-shaped. And it can go in my vagina anytime,...
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A literal colander full of silicone sex toys shaped like various vegetables and fruit: corn, carrot, eggplant, banana...
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Hell Yes: SelfDelve produce-shaped sex toys

These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
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We-Vibe Pivot and Verge cock rings lying on a book on top of a nightstand.
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Hell Yes: We-Vibe delves into cock rings and butt plugs

Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
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Roxy DeVille and Steven St. Croix
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Hot scenes: Roxy Deville + Steven St. Croix

Who needs lube when you have a video of Steven St. Croix fucking the unbelievably hot Roxy Deville? Not me!...
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