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Sex toys from defunct manufacturers Jollies, Whipspider Rubberworks, Eros & Isis, Fucking Sculptures, Papaya Toys, and Ophoria
"The Industry"BanterFeaturesSex Toy News

When we lose sex toy companies we love

Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
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We-Vibe Pivot and Verge cock rings lying on a book on top of a nightstand.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: We-Vibe delves into cock rings and butt plugs

Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first...
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Rainbow notebook, bracelets, and keychain.
BanterBreak Out the TissuesFeaturesGreatest HitsInterviews

The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 1: Mom, I’m queer

I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter...
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We-Vibe Sync vibrator with gavel
"The Industry"BanterDon't Trust the HeadlinesFeaturesSex Toy News

So, about that We-Vibe lawsuit…

It’s all over the news right now that We-Vibe is settling a lawsuit over their app-enabled vibrators, and naturally, everyone wants...
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FeaturesSex Toy News

Sex toy news: a blowjob dildo and biodegradable vibrators (?!)

Let’s start with the most amazing news in recent history: THERE IS FINALLY A NEW BLOWJOB DILDO. Some of you...
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Bedside table set-up before jacking off at #dildoholiday.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #20

October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
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A literal colander full of silicone sex toys shaped like various vegetables and fruit: corn, carrot, eggplant, banana...
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: SelfDelve produce-shaped sex toys

These are dildos. Due to the graphic nature of this blog I would normally not need to specify that, but this...
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Jumble of butt plugs in my sink.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #19

February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
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Dildo Diaries (2002). DVD sitting next to a purple dildo.
FeaturesMovie Night

Movie Night: Dildo Diaries

Buying a sex toy is a snap these days. Simply type “adult shop” into your Yelp app, or enter the...
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FeaturesSex Toy News

Sex toy news: a pint-sized Doxy and devil horn cervix ticklers

We-Vibe is making cock rings! And a butt plug! All of ’em are app-compatible, which makes a lot of sense...
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An assortment of sex toys from the past, including one that looks like a skeleton and another with orange spikes.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #21

June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
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FeaturesSex Toy News

Sex toy news: masturbation polish & the rechargeable craze

WE-VIBE HAS A NEW TOY OUT AND I’M SCREAMING ABOUT IT. It’s a squishy, oversized bugger called Wish that’s packed with...
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FeaturesSex Toy News

Sex toy news: rimming butt plugs and LELO’s gravest mistake

Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both...
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Tenga Iroha line
FeaturesSex Toy News

Sex toy news: squirting dildos and flapping tongues for your dick

Vixen has released a peculiar dildo called the VixenAire Mustang. It inflates when you apply pressure to the base. I...
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Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an oddly-shaped mini vibe (my girlfriend: "it's like someone said, make it look like a penis AND a vulva"), and Bi Stronic Fusion,
FeaturesSex Toy News

Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
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Lowe Aurora, a sex toy that provides "low-level laser treatments" to the vulva
FeaturesGreatest HitsHell Yes / Um, No

This sex toy will “rejuvenate” your pitiful vulva for just $850

Day by day, second by second, time is destroying your vulva. Your labia are deflating like a sad soufflé. Your vagina...
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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Split Dildo chillin' next to my coffee and mug warmer.

Review: Split Dildo

A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.

A decade of sex blogging

A hand caressing the tattooed leg of a person wearing a strap-on: the New York Collective Shilo dildo.

Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

LELO PicoBong Kiki vibrator (photo by Mandi at EROntric, used with permission)

Review: Kiki

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