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How not to design a sex game

Why are sex games so bad? This is an eternal question I ask myself regularly. I have a whole label...
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A tweet which read, "I am now toasting to your fabulous orgasm, lucky girl. Cheers!"
Adventures in SquirtingFeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #1

November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for...
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Justine Joli and Claire Adams fucking, with rose petals scattered around and on them.
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Jack-off Journal #11

August 5th, 2010 Today I watched Justine Joli: Lost with Saraid, which I had been eagerly anticipating. Very quickly realized it...
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A woman giving the most uninspired handjob to a guy who is getting fucked by another guy.
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Jack-off Journal #13

February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my...
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Lily LaBeau looking sexy with her skirt pulled up, sitting on a couch.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #15

July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
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A bunch of dirtied sex toys lying on a paper towel (on which I've scribbled notes).
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Jack-off Journal #17

May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
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Jumble of butt plugs in my sink.
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Jack-off Journal #19

February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to...
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Bedside table set-up before jacking off at #dildoholiday.
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Jack-off Journal #20

October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
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Interview with me, Epiphora, in XBIZ Premiere magazine!
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Interview in XBIZ Premiere magazine!

Guys! I have news! I was interviewed in the April issue of XBIZ Premiere, a prominent adult industry magazine, for...
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Suds rolling down Charley Chase's ass.
FeaturesJack-off Journal

Jack-off Journal #10

July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
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Pretty girls making out in the backseat of a convertible.
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Jack-off Journal #12

October 1st, 2010 WHY WHY WHY WHY: WHY WHY WHY WHY. November 13th, 2010 I took a break from playing...
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Kimberly Kane's face buried between some labia.
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Jack-off Journal #14

January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...
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From above shot of my desk littered with the LELO Smart Wand vibrators and many Vixen dildos.
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Jack-off Journal #16

January 24th, 2013 I was really excited to watch the latest video from Wolf Hudson’s website, as it starred Kimberly...
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Sex toy masturbation session note taking, with dirtied toys lying on top.
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Jack-off Journal #18

April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
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Dude in The King of Coochie 4 making quite the snarling face while fucking Sunny Lane.
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Jack-off Journal #2

November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and...
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An assortment of sex toys from the past, including one that looks like a skeleton and another with orange spikes.
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Jack-off Journal #21

June 16, 2016 Gold-star multi-tasking today: I alternate between jacking off and watching just-released Big Brother cast interviews. (I have...
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Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2024)

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Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Review: Tiny Dildos

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The Jimmyjane Rumble Seat, a white plastic toilet-looking chair with a grey vibrating bump on top, standing in front of my sex toy closet.

Review: Rumble Seat

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Review: Diva Cup

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