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Sex toy news: clicky buttons and vibrating anal beads

REJOICE, because Fun Factory is retiring their G4 line of vibrators in favor of G5. The G5s, which come in classic designs...
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Crave Duet Flex vibrators
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Sex toy news: crowdsourced vibration patterns and a heavy-duty Doxy

Crave is crowdfunding for their next two vibrators, the Flex and Duet Flex. Backers will have access to an online...
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Sex toy masturbation session note taking, with dirtied toys lying on top.
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Jack-off Journal #18

April 2014 Sit down, friends. I would like to talk to you about incest. I’ve slyly alluded to it before, but this...
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LELO Pino... a cock ring "exclusively for bankers"
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Um, No: Pino

We need to talk about what’s happening with LELO. For about three years, they’ve mostly been releasing convoluted, overpriced, “innovative” pieces...
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kGoal kegel trainer exerciser sex toy being squeezed, next to its corresponding phone app.
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Hell Yes: kGoal

Everyone pause and bask in this moment. I have found a sex toy crowdfunding campaign that isn’t shitty. It’s a squeezable silicone...
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Screenshot from the now-defunct Teddy Love crowdfunding video, of a woman touching a teddy bear's nose.
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Um, No: Teddy Love

This is not cute. This is not adorable. This is not acceptable. A teddy bear with a vibrating muzzle? Really? This...
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All the names I dropped on Sex Out Loud radio

It occurred to me, 30 minutes after my interview with Tristan Taormino for Sex Out Loud Radio aired today (and...
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The peeps behind SheVibe
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5 reasons why SheVibe rocks (and you should shop there)

...A great shopping experience, products that the retailer stands behind, relevant and accurate information and fast, reliable, inexpensive shipping. Cost is always a factor, but clients are willing to spend money that gives them incredible return on investment. 3. The sales. GURL, SheVibe’s sales are so good I’ve broken my...
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BlissMe vibrators: Mr. Cowboy, Mr. U.K., Mr. Right, Mr. Badboy, and Mr. C.E.O
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Um, No: BlissMe vibrators with… personalities

Whatever could be so offensive about vibrators that look this boring? FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — BlissMe founder Daniel Mederos says...
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RECHARGEABLE! MAGIC WAND!
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Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi

If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
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The Girl Next Door (2004)
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Movie Night: The Girl Next Door

If you ever need proof of what a little shit I was as a teenager, look no further than the...
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Tenga Iroha Minamo
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Sex toy news: squishy vibes and crowdfunded weirdness

Let’s start with the stuff I’m actually psyched about, eh? Fun Factory has edited their Share double-ended dildo so that it includes a rechargeable vibrating bullet. GIVE TO ME, YES. They also released the Boss dildo, and several battery-operated vibes: Joupie, Jazzie, and Jam. Tenga has also been hard at...
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Orgasmatronics Ambrosia Vibe
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Sex toy news: kegel ball butt plugs and ornate dildos

I have to restrain myself from getting too excited about this, but Fun Factory is releasing a butt plug that...
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Fucking Sculptures Double Trouble glass dildo
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Sex toy news: uncircumcised packers and questionable marketing choices

Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
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A bunch of dirtied sex toys lying on a paper towel (on which I've scribbled notes).
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Jack-off Journal #17

May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
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Fun Factory Amorino
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Sex toy news: long-distance sex toys and useless gimmicks

The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta...
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A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.

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