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Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an oddly-shaped mini vibe (my girlfriend: "it's like someone said, make it look like a penis AND a vulva"), and Bi Stronic Fusion,
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Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
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A bunch of pebble-shaped wooden objects.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Hell Yes: Woodvibes

It’s probably unfair for me to feature a sex toy line that doesn’t even exist, but seriously, these are the...
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Joy Finger, a vibrator with a bandaid-colored human-like finger-shaped sleeve on the end.
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Um, No: “Joy” Finger

In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...
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A woman giving the most uninspired handjob to a guy who is getting fucked by another guy.
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Jack-off Journal #13

February 3rd, 2011 Tonight I found one of my favorite male pornstars, Danny Wylde, on cam. When he saw my...
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Fun Factory Cobra Libre, looking like a funny car with a weird mouth, getting rained on by droplets of water.
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Hell Yes: Cobra Libre

I think Fun Factory is definitely onto something with the Cobra Libre. I’ve been wondering when someone would harness the...
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Glass dildos by Fucking Sculptures: G-Spoon, Corkscrew, Two-Cumber, Hooded Nun.
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Hell Yes: Fucking Sculptures

These people just cut to the chase. They called their company Fucking Sculptures. I like that gumption. I like it a...
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Lovely cock ring
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Sex toy news: clicky buttons and vibrating anal beads

REJOICE, because Fun Factory is retiring their G4 line of vibrators in favor of G5. The G5s, which come in classic designs...
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Lily LaBeau looking sexy with her skirt pulled up, sitting on a couch.
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Jack-off Journal #15

July 27th, 2012 Creeped myself out watching a Belladonna movie from 9 years ago called StrapOn Chicks: Bella’s Bitches. There...
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A bunch of dirtied sex toys lying on a paper towel (on which I've scribbled notes).
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Jack-off Journal #17

May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
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Jopen Key line vibrators
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Sex toy news: watery inserts and “glass-like” materials

Aneros announced the release of their “first female product,” Evi. Despite the problematic nature of that phrase, I still want...
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The peeps behind SheVibe
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5 reasons why SheVibe rocks (and you should shop there)

...A great shopping experience, products that the retailer stands behind, relevant and accurate information and fast, reliable, inexpensive shipping. Cost is always a factor, but clients are willing to spend money that gives them incredible return on investment. 3. The sales. GURL, SheVibe’s sales are so good I’ve broken my...
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James Deen and Stoya on a bed in A Taste of Stoya.
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Jack-off Journal #4

January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the...
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Pipedream Original Peter Piper pipe/dildo hybrid against a psychedelic rainbow background.
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Um, No: Peter Piper and Erotic Cigar

So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
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LELO Mia 2 vibrator
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Sex toy news: bejeweled dildos and shell-shaped cock rings

It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
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A lingerie-clad woman holding the Rock 'n' Roll Massager, a leopard-print vibrating make-up case. Essentially.
FeaturesHell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: Rock and Roll Massager

This is all so overwhelming. I want to be clever and make you giggle, but… this website, this product… THERE IS...
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Dylan Ryan on top of Danny Wylde on a bed.
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5 reasons you need to buy the Dylan + Danny scene on the Smitten Kitten

I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
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