You want this dildo. First, as you can see, it’s gorgeous. It’s glimmery. It’s iridescent. It has an effing Swarovski crystal...
The shiny twisty swanky glass dildo giveaway has concluded, and I must say, it was a roaring success! Not only...
Damn! You guys really like dildos, don’t you?! The response to my Squeeze some VixSkin giveaway was immense. I wish...
I’m doing something nuts, peeps. I’m starting a newsletter. You may have heard little rumblings about this on Twitter, but...
Very exciting news! My pal Mae at Babeland is allowing me to give away two great items to my readers....
It wouldn’t be enough to call my great Mona summer party giveaway a success. Over 1,000 humans entered via the widget,...
Happy belated Pride to all my queer compadres! I spent June sick with COVID, suffering through gloomy weather (homophobic, Oregon),...
I was delighted by the response to my Tickler giveaway. I received a boatload of comments! But of course, there...
A month ago, I began a very hardcore contest called What would you do for a Pure Wand?. I decided...
Hoorah! My Tickle gift card giveaway went swimmingly. The Twitter parties were great — we discussed many awesome things, like how...
Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put...
When do you ever get the chance to own a gorgeous, handmade sex toy before practically anyone else? When I’m...
ALRIGHT PEOPLE. On Wednesday, I gave a sickeningly glowing endorsement to a $200 sex toy, and my reviewer’s guilt is setting...
You’ve all been waiting with baited breath, I’m sure, to find out who won my Stronic Eins giveaway. So I...
When That Toy Chick asked if I wanted to help her give away two Joque harnesses from Spareparts Hardwear, I...
Thank you, everyone who entered That Toy Chick‘s and my Winter hotness giveaway! We’re very excited to be sending two...