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Oh hai, I AM ORANGE. The Tantus Ryder on a wooden floor.
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Review: Ryder

There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
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njoy Pure Plugs (medium and large) in a jewelry box with a bunch of gaudy bracelets and rings.
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Review: Pure Plugs

I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
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Marc Dorcel Geisha Plug and Fun Factory B Balls kegel ball anal plugs on a moss-covered brick, among leaves.
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Review: Geisha Plug and B Balls

I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
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Review: Hole Punch Toys

There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
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Review: Severin

I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
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We-Vibe Tango Glow (pink) and Dusk (gray-blue) Pleasure Mate Collection
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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
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Fun Factory Boosty butt plug on a striped black and white fabric.
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Review: Boosty

When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
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Doc Johnson TruSkyn line: Tru Butt Plug Smooth, Tru Ride, Tru Feel, Tru Curve sitting on a black platter on top of a bed.
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Review: Doc Johnson TruSkyn

I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
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