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Review: Bloomy

Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
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Doc Johnson TruSkyn line: Tru Butt Plug Smooth, Tru Ride, Tru Feel, Tru Curve sitting on a black platter on top of a bed.
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Review: Doc Johnson TruSkyn

I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
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Review: Pfun

As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate...
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Review: Silicone Slims Self Satisfier

First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
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We-Vibe Tango Glow (pink) and Dusk (gray-blue) Pleasure Mate Collection
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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
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Review: Ripple (small)

I knew the Tantus Ripple would be amazing. How? Well, for one, Tantus can do no wrong; their toys are...
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Fun Factory Boosty butt plug on a striped black and white fabric.
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Review: Boosty

When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
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Fun Factory Flexi Felix silicone anal beads
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Review: Flexi Felix

I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads....
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Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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The Jimmyjane Rumble Seat, a white plastic toilet-looking chair with a grey vibrating bump on top, standing in front of my sex toy closet.

Review: Rumble Seat

Rainbow notebook, bracelets, and keychain.

The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 1: Mom, I’m queer

Nasstoys' Masturbating Glove. It is fingerless, cream-colored, and COVERED IN SPIKES.

Um, No: Masturbating Glove (and everything else Nasstoys makes)

Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness as modeled by the lovely Penny and Bex.

Review: Joque harness

Dame Products Eva "hands-free" "couples" wearable vibrator standing up like a creepy bug.

Review: Dame Eva

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