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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...