The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
So we’ve already established that rough sex, when directed and shot by genius pornographer Tristan Taormino, is hot as fuck....
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...