The Impulse Kit Bunny Arouser looks like a joke: a plastic, slightly pointed pink bullet with a TPR bunny-shaped sleeve. It...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
In many ways, the glory of the Spareparts Hardwear Joque lies in what it is not. It’s not a re-hashing...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
I hesitated in requesting Live In My Secrets. The trailer, which features relentless screams from the infamous “God Warrior” (“she’s...
I received the Luna Beads on a day near the end of the semester, a very cold day during which...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Eon McKai understands something about porn that many directors don’t: male porn stars can be more than disembodied penises. Of...