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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
Siri is a new release from LELO made specifically for clitoral stimulation. Siri is futuristic and adorable, small and perfect for grasping....
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
Oh my god. This thing. You guys. This thing. It is SO GLORIOUS. It’s been nearly a year and a...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
The Jellyfish is a magical sea creature. Yes, I just wrote that sentence. And I’m keeping it. Because despite the fact that...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
The Leaf Life looks like something you’d pick up along a nature trail. Colored a cheery green and shaped like a fat...
Aside from a handful of super indie manufacturers and some really sad bigwig attempts, wooden sex toys have primarily been the...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...