My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...