Most sex toys, even the ones I end up loving, require multiple testing sessions before I get a handle on...
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Behold! My favorite sex toys! If you’d prefer, there’s a breakdown of my all-time faves on this page.
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
Four years ago, my G-spot was forever changed by a revolutionary sex toy called the Stronic Eins. Not really a...
I have a lot of glass dildos, but I find it disturbingly easy to eschew most of them. When I...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
What am I gonna do with you, Tristan Taormino? Really, if you keep making innovative and hot porn like this,...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
For a set of restraints, the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System seems to make a dangerous declaration: fuck bedposts....
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...