It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Dearest Turbo Glider, Hello, my dear. It’s been a while, I know. A few trysts here and there, but things...
Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
The Astrea I vibrating panties are “one size fits most,” which of course means “one size fits size small.” It cuts...
It doesn’t taste like beer. At all....
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves looked fairly cute. They’re black, lacy,...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
