The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
Take just a moment to ogle the photographs of the Phallix Twisted Lattachino Love Wand, and you will quickly see...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
Look at me! I started a YouTube account for making videos of sex toys! This one is of the Gyrating...
Genre: Lesbian Director: Patience (from AbbyWinters) Length: 110 minutes Cast: Angie, Odette, Carys, Cleo, Fotina, Kiki Special Features: Girl-Girl DVD...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
As you may know, LELO was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a...
After a while, all my reviews of glass toys are going to sound the same. “It’s great! A bit pricey,...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
I have been, until now, a slave to the sink. After each session — sometimes right after, sometimes an hour...
My boyfriend is very, very attached to his hand. He has perfected his method of masturbation: five minutes or so,...