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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
The Je Joue Bullets are not lookers, not at all. There’s a sense of utilitarianism about these vibrators — the...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
Being a veteran sex toy blogger is a pretty sweet deal sometimes. I get to live to see most of...
The inventor of the first electrical vibrator, doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville, called his device “Granville’s Hammer” — and if that’s...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...