There is no clever way to start a review about a vibrator that just works. I can offer no snarky...
Sex Toy Reviews
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You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
Pussy a Go Go is a fake documentary about a traveling burlesque carnival show — or, rather, the (often sexual)...
There’s been a lot of pomp and hype surrounding the Fun Factory Stronic line: an alleged 18 months of development, a...
The problem of the lube bottle is one that manufacturers have been grappling with for some time. Awkward flip-top caps...
Roulette is Courtney Trouble’s first film, so sure — it’s clumsy. It’s awkward. The production values are lacking. It’s shot...
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden...
I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
My boyfriend is afraid of fake vaginas, but I forced him to make an exception for the Tera Patrick Fleshlight....
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...