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Sex Toy Reviews

The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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Review: Illuminating Boudoir Toybox

Do you need sex toy storage that could probably withstand a hurricane and also lights up inside? I’ve got a...
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(Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable vibrator on a fuzzy blanket.
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A trans woman’s orgasm savior: the (Hitachi) Magic Wand Rechargeable

The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
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Review: Aluminum Mini 3″ and 4″

There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
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Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion pulsator on an ornate rug.
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Review: Bi Stronic Fusion

Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
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Review: Cum On My Tattoo

Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
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Womanizer air flow / pressure wave suction vibrator, with its ridiculous fake jewel, on a very white bed.
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Review: Womanizer

Why isn’t this sex toy wearing a wife beater?Why isn’t it blasting Eminem?Why isn’t it friends with OJ?Why doesn’t it...
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To all the men wanting to talk their wives into sex toys

Lovehoney Flash USB rechargeable vibrator on top of a dictionary, open to the definition of "buzzy."

Review: Flash

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Thanks for the mansplanation, but I greatly prefer my vibrator

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The clitoris: still the center of my universe

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