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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I knew the Tantus Ripple would be amazing. How? Well, for one, Tantus can do no wrong; their toys are...
Genre: Lesbian, Feature Length: 98 minutes Cast: Harmony Rose, Monica Mayhem, Audrey Hollander, Gwen Summers, Holly Wellin, Jennifer Dark, Cameron...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
Genre: GayDirector: George DuroyLength: 2 hours, 15 minutesCast: Josh Elliot, Ethan Clarke, Benjamin Bloom, Jeff Daniels, Ralph Woods, Alex Orioli,...
There’s been some hoopla and excitement surrounding this new toy company, Evolved Novelties, so when I was offered the opportunity...
Silicone, eh? Is that so? Really? I don’t believe you. You are California Exotic; you do not do this. You...
It is always exciting to get a new toy from a company I’ve never heard of. Especially when that toy...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Here is who I am: I got very excited when I received a 2GB jumpdrive as a gift. I anxiously...
Genre: Mostly straight, vignetteDirector: Gregg AlanLength: 2 hours, 23 minutesCast: Nicole Ray, Brittany Angel, Mickey Graham, Cameron Love, Chayse Evans,...
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
Genre: LesbianDirector: Andre MadnessLength: 2 hours, 5 minutesCast: Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Ava Rose, Lisa Neils, Angie Savage, Lexxi Tyler,...