Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
Sex Toy Reviews
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It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
This vibrator is not purple. It is fuchsia. Let it be known. Despite every product photo ever depicting it as a...
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
The Fun Factory MiniVibe Spring is a little pipsqueak of a vibrator in the same family as Fun Factory’s Bubbles,...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
A while back, I wrote up a post entitled “Cal Exotic inches toward integrity,” which detailed the new and hilariously...