I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”...
Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden...
I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
How hard is it to review a massage oil? It must be hard, as I have been procrastinating writing this...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m quite fond of ice cream inspired dildos. And even if no ice cream should come...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...