Oh, Fun Factory. You poor things. Do you not realize what the word “bouncer” insinuates here in America? That’s the guy...
Sex Toy Reviews
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Genre: LesbianDirector: Andre MadnessLength: 2 hours, 5 minutesCast: Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Ava Rose, Lisa Neils, Angie Savage, Lexxi Tyler,...
Brent Corrigan’s Summit is supposed to be a reality-style porn film. All the stars journeyed to a Lake Tahoe cabin...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
Go ahead, tar and feather me… I didn’t love Champion. It pains me not to fall head-over-heels in love with...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
I know, I know, I know. I’m reviewing another glass dildo. What can I say? I just keep finding interesting...