This is so disappointing, you guys. And a sex toy reviewer’s nightmare. But I just cannot feel the LELO Luna Beads...
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Here are my standards for lube: You would think this would not narrow the field down very much, but it...
Do you know how many years it’s been since Bend Over Boyfriend? I hate to break it to you (and...
It’s kind of ridiculous how much I like my LELO Mona 2. Fuck it, love. It just feels weird to...
Wolf Hudson looks like the kind of guy who owns more than a few sets of brass knuckles, but in...
As with any type of collector, the phrase “limited edition” is like a dog whistle to my ears. Add the color...
The Minna Ola has been in my sights since early 2010, which makes me feel old. But it did take a...
The Number 23 is not, as you might think, a psychological thriller starring Jim Carrey, but instead a wooden dildo made by...
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
I like toys that do all the taking-good-photos work for me. The Crystal Twist is one of those toys. As...
The Tantus Splash looks like it’s in the midst of being slimed. And if it were a celeb at a...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog...
THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...