The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in...
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Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
The Intensity, as the fable goes, did not begin as a sex toy. It began as a medical apparatus used...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...