I knew the OhMiBod was a shoddy piece of crap from the get-go. I just didn’t have quite enough justification...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
I have a thing for twinks. Luckily, I’m young enough that it’s not yet creepy, but sometimes watching twink porn...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...